THIS WEEKEND

Oh hey gang. It’s been 5years since my last Sprink and sozz about it – I blame COVID. Nah I actually smooched my best friend and WE HAD A COUPLE…

Sh*t is open @AllOverTown – let us rejoice for Melburnians fckn deserve to party it up Babies @Home – grew tf up and can pretty much drive now honestly didn’t see that…

While scrolling Insta by the fire as she was being hand-fed Nutella on Cape Seed Loaf by her glorious ginger Introvert The Sprink cracked the iso code within 4hrs of…

Hot Cross Bun Debate @ breakfast – The top is better than the bottom. Discuss. Lol don’t: the answer is butter. Tiger King @ Netflix – absolutely. worth. the. hype. Time…

I Can’t Believe This Is Happening @ everywhere – literally Centrelink @ Oz – the only lines freelancers, musicians and hospo workers can afford anymore Who Gives A Crap @ nationwide – CEO Simon Griffiths…

What up guys, Sprink has been calling all the ‘vulnerable’ she knows and doing random supermarket runs for them so they can get what they need now before we go…

As You Like It @ Melb Shakes Co – full of Orlando, if you’re a Katy. Fuse Festival @ Darebin – the new, dynamic arts and cultural festival set to transform Darebin…

VAMFF @ REB – with far less celebs than BANFF and far more babes than a pig farm. As You Like It @ Melb Shakes Company Malvern – tall, white…

Hear My Eyes Suspiria @ Arts Centre – omfg YES BINCH one of the best horror films ever made is live and multi sensory and if someone wants a Sprink…

Aus Open Yarra River – Fed’s chef works at the Barilla ‘Master of Pasta’ birdcage at the AO and sends Fed his pre-match meal every day. He also has it…