THIS WEEKEND

I Can’t Believe This Is Happening @ everywhere – literally Centrelink @ Oz – the only lines freelancers, musicians and hospo workers can afford anymore Who Gives A Crap @ nationwide – CEO Simon Griffiths…

What up guys, Sprink has been calling all the ‘vulnerable’ she knows and doing random supermarket runs for them so they can get what they need now before we go…

As You Like It @ Melb Shakes Co – full of Orlando, if you’re a Katy. Fuse Festival @ Darebin – the new, dynamic arts and cultural festival set to transform Darebin…

VAMFF @ REB – with far less celebs than BANFF and far more babes than a pig farm. As You Like It @ Melb Shakes Company Malvern – tall, white…

Hear My Eyes Suspiria @ Arts Centre – omfg YES BINCH one of the best horror films ever made is live and multi sensory and if someone wants a Sprink…

Aus Open Yarra River – Fed’s chef works at the Barilla ‘Master of Pasta’ birdcage at the AO and sends Fed his pre-match meal every day. He also has it…

Aus Open  Rod Laver – where tennis players and climate change go head to head.Midsumma Festival  errywhere – hot mama what a bummer its a bushfire kinda summerBubble Tea Festival Melb Central…

Flow Foot-us-kreh – a music festival not about periods, unfort.African Music & Cultural Festival Fed Sq – I afroCAN lel… that won’t get old Taming of the Shrew Melb Shakespeare Co –…

WEEKEND UPDATE Sounds of Africa Festival Ceres – the cultural event of the year: dancing, food, games, kids stuff, adults stuff and afroBEATS get ya tickets get em now. You AfriCAN,…

Crossing Lines @ NGV – an exhibition that isn’t about Robin Thicke’s rapey song. Which unforch was a bit of a jam, wasn’t it? Also shout out to Pharrell who…