Hot Cross Bun Debate @ breakfast – The top is better than the bottom. Discuss. Lol don’t: the answer is butter.
Tiger King @ Netflix – absolutely. worth. the. hype.
Time To Die @ podcast – the only thing that has ever made Sprink consider stand-up. Melb made.
Putting on weight @ my thighs – bring it
MSO @ online – making headlines round da werld cos they had a Rona digital plan before anyone else thought about doing live online concerts.
Zoom meetings @ kitchen table – zoom zoom zoom zoom, I want you out of my room
Easter Bunny @ garden – more believable than a virus started by someone eating a raw bat #illuminati
House Party App Notifications @ my phone – is there anyone on earth who doesn’t have the houseparty app like actually tho
Lump @ my arm – when the fck did that get there?
Flatmate: Considering it @ worldwide – tried and tested by The Sprink. Highly recommend.
The Family Singing Les Mis @ everyfcknone – YES I HAVE SEEN IT PLS STOP SENDING
Conspiracy videos @ social media – as above. Especially Dad.
Peaking @ 3am – each and every night for the last 3weeks
Buying weird sh*t online @ mail box – a piano, uggs, 2kgs of coffee beans and a carbon minoxide tester
FaceTime @ my sister – STOP MOVING THE CAMERA AROUND FFS NATALIE
Relax @ my single friends – who don’t realise how many couples envy you right now.
Jigsaws: sold out @ Kmart – let us hope this is the one and only time
Paying for Spotify @ iPhone – has never been more essential
