MADDAWGS

This is Karen. She… OMG you’re a Karen I’M NOT WORTHY It’s true, we are the best. Karens sort out the incorrect restaurant bills and fight for suburban injustices. We…

This is Kortney. Born in the US of yAy, she toured Aus in 2012 where she was paid to wrestle men and choke them with her legs which are better…

This is Joy. Born in Sing-a-ling, she came to Aus at 6yrs old to live on the remote Koolan Island off the coast of WA for 10 years. She decided…

This is Leeawuleena. Half Greek half Irish she grew up being carried in a baby backpack around Europe by her wandering pezzas. Essentially born a giant, she has been over…

This is Joey Awong. Born in Hawaii, he grew up surfing, punching shakas, not eating poke cause he’s the only Polynesian allergic to seafood, and blowing conch shells at sunset.…

This is Serena. Born in China, she… OMG YOU HAVE CORONAVIRUS Nah I just got out of 2 weeks of self-quarantine at my house in Melb yesterday, I’m kewl. If…

This is Kerryn. She grew up in Oakleigh and got a job next to her dad’s tobacco shop in St Kilda, fitting shoes for drag queens and ladies of the…

This is Vidad. Born KL, he grew up in the city next to a zoo where he used to cut up bodies. You were well into child labour –Deffo. When…