REVIEWS

The Melbourne Documentary Film Festival is back: but 2021 sees it uber en trend coming in lockdown 6.0 form aka you can watch it from your casa. Excellent news right…

A Winter’s Tale by Melb Shakespeare Co. @ Central Park, MalvDog THEATRE IS BACK, BAYBAYYYY… and so is I, aka Sam The Review Guy. Last week the legends at Melb Shakespeare…

Here’s the tea (lol good one @me)… NUTTEA just opened their flagship Aussie store (they’re the bebs behind bubble tea) and are bringing Melb their spesh nut-based mylky dranks which…

At the risk of being ENTIRELY OFF BRAND Sprink doth telleth ye the tale of how she cameth trapped in a distant land. A land where dancing is banned, tourists don’t exist…

This year can eat a security guard’s D. These unprecedented times, this bin-fire year, blah blah *overused description*, 2Y2N0 feels like #FreeBritney movement – never ending. I’d like to take you on a…

The Sprink doesn’t like to cook at the worst of times. At the best of times she also doesn’t want to cook. What with errything being covid-close-ed, our fair hero…

Sprink’s favourite part about ISO life is called TROUBLE IN DREAMS which, loosely translated means: “fancy AS FERK home delivered cocktails”. Which she didn’t know existed until she was Instastalking…

REVIEW: cook at home dumplings Oriental Tea House $15 a pack for 30 dumps The Sprink is not a cooker so this stay at home business is fcking her sht…

The Sprink has been self iso-ing for the past week and has been in struggletown. An ‘extrovert’ some MIGHT say, she is battling not seeing mates, niece, nephew, grandmas (below),…