REVIEWS

Here’s the tea (lol good one @me)… NUTTEA just opened their flagship Aussie store (they’re the bebs behind bubble tea) and are bringing Melb their spesh nut-based mylky dranks which…

At the risk of being ENTIRELY OFF BRAND Sprink doth telleth ye the tale of how she cameth trapped in a distant land. A land where dancing is banned, tourists don’t exist…

This year can eat a security guard’s D. These unprecedented times, this bin-fire year, blah blah *overused description*, 2Y2N0 feels like #FreeBritney movement – never ending. I’d like to take you on a…

The Sprink doesn’t like to cook at the worst of times. At the best of times she also doesn’t want to cook. What with errything being covid-close-ed, our fair hero…

Sprink’s favourite part about ISO life is called TROUBLE IN DREAMS which, loosely translated means: “fancy AS FERK home delivered cocktails”. Which she didn’t know existed until she was Instastalking…

REVIEW: cook at home dumplings Oriental Tea House $15 a pack for 30 dumps The Sprink is not a cooker so this stay at home business is fcking her sht…

The Sprink has been self iso-ing for the past week and has been in struggletown. An ‘extrovert’ some MIGHT say, she is battling not seeing mates, niece, nephew, grandmas (below),…

The Sprink and Sam the Review Guy were at St Ali, South Melbourne. Not lost – tho it was the first time either had been Southside since.. like ever –…

@ Melb Shakespeare Co. by Sam the Review Guy Shakespeare meets Pitch Perfect in this legit LOL worthy show. Housemate Han and I trekked all the way to Malvern (tbh…

The Sprink was enjoying her second long black that morning (the bevvo ppl, the HOT BEVVO) when she got a call from the po-po “Your car has been broken into”.…