REVIEWS
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FANGING IT
At the risk of being ENTIRELY OFF BRAND Sprink doth telleth ye the tale of how she cameth trapped in a distant land. A land where dancing is banned, tourists don’t exist…
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LOCKDOWN 2.0
This year can eat a security guard’s D. These unprecedented times, this bin-fire year, blah blah *overused description*, 2Y2N0 feels like #FreeBritney movement – never ending. I’d like to take you on a…
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TONKA AT HOME
The Sprink doesn’t like to cook at the worst of times. At the best of times she also doesn’t want to cook. What with errything being covid-close-ed, our fair hero…
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TROUBLE IN DREAMS
Sprink’s favourite part about ISO life is called TROUBLE IN DREAMS which, loosely translated means: “fancy AS FERK home delivered cocktails”. Which she didn’t know existed until she was Instastalking…
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ORIENTAL TEA HOUSE DUMPLINGS
REVIEW: cook at home dumplings Oriental Tea House $15 a pack for 30 dumps The Sprink is not a cooker so this stay at home business is fcking her sht…
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PLUM ESPRESSO MARTINI
The Sprink and Sam the Review Guy were at St Ali, South Melbourne. Not lost – tho it was the first time either had been Southside since.. like ever –…
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AS YOU LIKE IT
@ Melb Shakespeare Co. by Sam the Review Guy Shakespeare meets Pitch Perfect in this legit LOL worthy show. Housemate Han and I trekked all the way to Malvern (tbh…
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GETTING ROBBED
The Sprink was enjoying her second long black that morning (the bevvo ppl, the HOT BEVVO) when she got a call from the po-po “Your car has been broken into”.…
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