REVIEWS

The Sprink doesn’t like to cook at the worst of times. At the best of times she also doesn’t want to cook. What with errything being covid-close-ed, our fair hero…

Sprink’s favourite part about ISO life is called TROUBLE IN DREAMS which, loosely translated means: “fancy AS FERK home delivered cocktails”. Which she didn’t know existed until she was Instastalking…

REVIEW: cook at home dumplings Oriental Tea House $15 a pack for 30 dumps The Sprink is not a cooker so this stay at home business is fcking her sht…

The Sprink has been self iso-ing for the past week and has been in struggletown. An ‘extrovert’ some MIGHT say, she is battling not seeing mates, niece, nephew, grandmas (below),…

The Sprink and Sam the Review Guy were at St Ali, South Melbourne. Not lost – tho it was the first time either had been Southside since.. like ever –…

@ Melb Shakespeare Co. by Sam the Review Guy Shakespeare meets Pitch Perfect in this legit LOL worthy show. Housemate Han and I trekked all the way to Malvern (tbh…

The Sprink was enjoying her second long black that morning (the bevvo ppl, the HOT BEVVO) when she got a call from the po-po “Your car has been broken into”.…

“If all the prime ministers and presidents saw War Horse there would be no wars ever.” Sprink said down the phone, clutching her heart still aching from the emotional rollercoaster that…

Lizzo  The Forum / via Instagram Welcome to 2020, Sprinks. We’re living in the future and it’s entirely dedicated to my Kween, LIZZO. But because it’s dedicated to the woman who…

CHICAGO ARTS CENTRE MELBOURNE When my fave musical of all time is coming to town, naturally I get a homo-bone-o. But, and I’m going to be brutally honest, I didn’t…