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LOCKDOWN 2.0

  • 15/10/2020
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This year can eat a security guard’s D.

These unprecedented times, this bin-fire year, blah blah *overused description*, 2Y2N0 feels like #FreeBritney movement – never ending.

I’d like to take you on a brief overview of what the last six months have looked like for me… SPOILER: they haven’t been cute, but my skin has never looked better.

  • It took me 2.5 weeks to watch 8 seasons of Will & Grace: honestly thought it would be 3 months, my commitment is *unprecedented*
  • Delta Goodrem has been on repeat (ty Kween for releasing new music)
  • 8 hour slow cooked pulled pork is its own food group
  • I had a meltdown cos the tea towels in the kitchen wouldn’t hang on the oven properly
  • I’ve been putting my phone on Do Not Disturb a few times a week to give my brain a breather
  • I learnt the phrase “brick and mortar” (lol – just call it a shop?)
  • I’ve been dressing up weekly with my crew for #CocktailHour (we’ve done over 25 cos there is *literally* nothing else in my calendar)
  • I’ve been seeing a counsellor who told me that “it’s OK to randomly cry” AKA LISTEN TO YOUR BODY. Emotions are normal.
  • I’m hella paranoid that my nephews in Tas have forgotten who I am and the thought breaks my heart lit every day
  • I MISS HUGS
  • I’ve been checking Grindr daily knowing that there is absolutely no chance of boom boom, but like, sheesh I miss intimacy
  • Tony at the local farmer’s market went digital and hoo-boy, pre-buying your fresh produce for the week is sah good
  • Vitamin D is vital (not making a penis joke) so get out into the sun (shoutout to hot Dr Tom for getting my levels checked)

See you Sprinks next week – I’ve missed you

Love Sam The Review Guy

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  1. Justine says:
    15/10/2020 at 9:36 pm

    ❤️ you review guy 😘

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