Sh*t is open @AllOverTown – let us rejoice for Melburnians fckn deserve to party it up
Babies @Home – grew tf up and can pretty much drive now honestly didn’t see that coming
Pot plants @Home – are about to experience a whole lot of loneliness
Pets @Home – about to be reintroduced to separation anxiety
Money @Melb – spendin & splashin *& socially distancin*
Burning trackies @FirePlace – they said we would never want to dress up or wear uncomfortable heels ever again OH HOW THEY WERE WRONG
Pet psychologists @Melb – about to rake it in
Summer 2020/21 @Melbourne – biggest party on earth GET YOUR TICKETS NOW
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Be kewl.
