I Can’t Believe This Is Happening @ everywhere – literally
Centrelink @ Oz – the only lines freelancers, musicians and hospo workers can afford anymore
Who Gives A Crap @ nationwide – CEO Simon Griffiths runs for PM by simply giving the country what they need: leadershi*.
Cleaning @ home – can’t stop, won’t stop.
The Great Equaliser @ Madonna’s bath – where plastic surgery is the new pandemic.
McLaren Vale Shiraz @ ALDI – deserves it’s 6 bronze awards
Boggle: Missing a Dice @ home – Scrabble tiles can fix this
Free-To-Air Ads @ TV – are sooooo 23.3.2020
ScoMo’s Speech Writer @ my ears – proved last night just how non-essential they truly are.
Stealing WIFI @ the neighbours – blessed be our neighbours whose password is our street name
Quarantini Fridays @ Skype/Zoom – “Dial in at 4:59 you guys – wear a fun hat haha”
Scratches From Inside The Wall @ 3am – wtf are there rats in mi casa?
Bunnings Is Essential @ Australia – kewl but can everyone get over the fckn sausage sizzle they were gross and NO Sprink does not care she is alienating 98% of Australia with this statement, nay FACT.
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