REVIEW: cook at home dumplings
Oriental Tea House
$15 a pack for 30 dumps
The Sprink is not a cooker so this stay at home business is fcking her sht uuuuuup.
How to get out of it? HIT UP all the fancy restaurants in Melbourne who are doing take-home meals. This week: Oriental Tea House.
Sprink picked up the $15pack from the restaurant on Chaps and drove home to Collinghood in 9min because EVERY ONE IN MELB IS IN ISO THANK YOU MADDAWG HEROES. The instructions were easy and hand-making the dumps took about 11min of Ozark S01E02. Cooking was 8min of her Introvert cooking while Sprink smashed up more garlic to add to the soy sauce bc extra garlic is life.
Sprink and Introvert sat down on the floor and for 15min did not speak, for their mouths were experiencing the BEST DUMPLINGS THEY HAVE EVER HAD IN THEIR LIVES HAND ON HEART. And Sprink has eaten at every single dumpling place in Melbs… so dis a MASSIVE call.
11/10 recommend: esp if you have some little easter eggs around cos you can then make dessert with the left over pastry squares.
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