Invasion Day Weekend

Aus Open  Rod Laver – where tennis players and climate change go head to head.
Midsumma Festival  errywhere – hot mama what a bummer its a bushfire kinda summer
Bubble Tea Festival Melb Central – over 1million bubble teas have been sold at Melb Central, one flave is strawberry-cheese-tea and I’m like… buthow?
Melb Women in Film Fest  ACMI – a bunch of chicks fester on the 86 tram. Filmed on iphone, no filter. No hashtags either, its 2020 guys are DED. 
Invasion Day Protest  Parli House – the highest congregation of Hottest 100 voters outside of a ute-turned-pool, on this day of days.
Indian Street Food Fest Fed Sq – shoving their hot curries into our faces, audience: gasp, sigh, laughter. Applause. End scene.
All You Can Eat Tacos  Melb – what Sizzler would be in 2020 if that chain from heaven still lived.