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events melbourne
33 posts
8 – 10 June
Rugby Union Test: Wallabies V Fiji @ AAMI Park (10 June) – held in Jeopardy style, answers include: Told Taylor Swift ‘imma let you finish but’ and ‘The original meaning of…
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19 – 21 May
Marriage Equality Rally @ Melbourne (20 May) – DUH. Also last time I went to this with my main-bae T-Rex, a politician asked if we could be in a photo…
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12 – 14 May
Ngarrga Bullarto Mirnian (Full Moon Party) @ Fed Square (11 May) – Leo DiCaprio and Tilda Swinton re-enact their Koh Phangan scene. World Sideshow Festival @ Ballarat (11 – 13 May) –…
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HAVING GOOD TASTE
This bae mother of two is Xanthe. She has a wonderful British accent and is the kind of person who calls agua con gas, disco water. She was a chef for…
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31 Mar – 2 Apr
Melbourne Food and Wine Festival @ Melbs (31 Mar – 9 Apr) – the time when stuffing your face and being drunk is celebrated by all. Outside of Xmas. And like,…
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A LAW BINCH
This is Alex. She is 31, likes eating fruit, being bae and hanging out with her boy-magnet pooch Winnie. She grew up in a haunted house and was raised by…
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WHEN THE CROC ATTACKED
This is Dan. He is 34 and literally travelled into the future to get to Melbourne (he’s from Perth). He comes from an English family of 8 and when he was…
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