19 – 21 May

Marriage Equality Rally @  Melbourne (20 May) – DUH. Also last time I went to this with my main-bae T-Rex, a politician asked if we could be in a photo with her for her website. OF COURSE we said and after smiling for her #selfie she looked us in the eyes, while holding our hands and said ‘I really hope you girls can get married one day’. And T-Rex and I wished the same.
Million Paws Walk @ Melbs (21 May) – one MILLLLLLLLION paws.
Buddha’s Day + Multicultural Festival @ Fed Sq (20-21 May) – I hear reincarnation is coming back.
Melbourne Tea Festival @ Melbs (20 May) – to tea or not to tea that is not the question at all. It’s who was the best Hamlet? A: Prince Charles
Thronescon @ Showgrounds (20 – 21 May) – the first fan convention inspired by GOT. Also a great place to meet fellow 30 yr olds still living with their parents.
Meet The Orchestra with James Morrison @ Hamer Hall (20 May) – Morro introduces the Orcho to a bunch-o kiddos.
Cypher @ Arts Centre Melbourne (20-21 May) – the name of Ashton and Demi’s kid, had they have made one (IDK why)
Sally Seltmenn @ Hawthorn Arts Centre (19 May) – she hella salty
Handmade @ Builders Arm Hotel (May 21) – white people whine about the handmade white wine then discuss how they loved The Handmaid’s Tale.
Slow Dance Social @ Bella Union (19 May) – aka every 90s rom-com ever made
Craft Beer Bash @ Food Truck Park (19 May) – some people bash after drinking craft beer. I however, pash #AmAvailableToDate.