2 – 4 June

Mabo Day Community Picnic + Celebration @ Fed Square (June 3) – Lou Bega is paraded around the Square in this yearly celebration of Mabo Number 5
Bending Light @ Juddy Roller (2 June onwards)- scratching air, smelling sound, tasting movement.. all the things that magic mushrooms allow you to do.
Melbourne International Jazz Festival @ Melb (2-11 June) – get jazzed all over. And under.
Art is… Festival @ Horsham (3 – 12 June) – what you want it to be.. art is (art is).. heaven to the lonely.
Macbeth by MTC @ Southbank Theatre (4-8 July) – Jai Courtney can stab me with his ~dagger~ any time
Eye gazing Melbourne @ Fitzroy gardens (3 June) – attended by those whose eyes you normally avoid
Good Food and Wine Show @ MCEC (2 – 4 June) – sit Food. Roll over. Down. Good Food.
Festival of Steve @ Kelvin Club (3 June) – yah cos men don’t get celebrated enough
Dialogue in the Dark @ Docklands (2 June – 27 Aug) – also known as ‘picking up’ which is sadly, something I don’t know much about.
World Cider Day @ Geelong (3 June) – Montalto drew in the smoke of his Cuban. He leant back in his chair and rolled his tongue around his mouth slowly savouring the taste of old memories. He closed his eyes and breathed out his nose – a man on fire. A whimper. Montalto peered through the cigar haze and looked down at Tuck cowering before him. He snorted with distain. ‘And to think you once ruled this city’. With bloody eyes and a swollen face, Tuck looked up from the ground and met the gaze of his nemesis. ‘You deserve to die like a dog Montalto’ he spat at his feet. A guttural laugh erupted from Montalto. Aaaah, today would go down in the history books of the city’s crime world.
Be the Artist: Workshop @ NGV (3 June) – learn to paint like van Gough. Bonus points if you only have one ear.