24 – 26 Aug

Friends of the Farm Fundraiser @ Lux Foundry (24 Aug) – 7 course vegan + cocktail + trivia night for the animals, DO IT FOR THE ANIMALS, you filthy animals.
Process Lab @ Arts Centre (24 Aug) – spin dem dex and drop Frank Walker National Tiles.
Melbourne Writer’s Festival @ Melbs (24 Aug – 2 Sept) – celebrating white-out.
Gravy & Greyhounds @ Ascot Vale (25 Aug) – with a side of fries and mullets.
Hot Choc Fest @ Yarra Valley (until 31 Aug) – for the love of Oprah, keep your kids on a leash.
Melb Book Market @ Abbotsford Convent (24 Aug – Dec) – its called a Kindle, guys.
Sunday Salon @ Immigration Museum (26 Aug) – mic drop Sunday, innit
The Fall @ Arts Centre (28 Aug – 2 Sept) – Gillian Anderson and the hot guy from 50 Shades return to their roles from the Netflix series… on stage with South African accents and we spend the whole time wanting them to kiss JUST KISS.
Twin Peaks @ Palais Theatre (25 Aug) – I am the only person over 30 who hasn’t seen this series.