22 – 24 July

Recklink Community Cup @ Vic Park (24 Jun) – The Rockdog musicians of Melb *feat.Mikey ‘DJ Joey LightBulb’ Cahill* are led onto the field by Captain KBS, to take on the Megahertzd incl. PBS board member Lauren O’D cheered on by a crowd of 12,000 including maddawgs Roger, Helen and Hazel in THE BATTLE OF THE YEAR. A day that promises average football, fabulous hair, music and nudity (if Callum and the rest of last year’s streakers have anything to do with it).
Party Beyond @ Scienceworks (22 July) – think they’re talking about The Community Cup Afterparty at the Gaso you might want to take the Monday off work
Leaps & Bounds @ Melb (meow- 22 Jul) – what I would like to do all over the boys in this film clip. If you haven’t seen THUG yet, are you sure you’re even a Sprink? (A: you are, just watch the clip damn it)
Oinofelia @ Nth Melb (24 June) – a hilarious Greek opera written by Nia Vardalos and featuring  Nick Giannopoulos and Vince Colosimo
Skating At Festival @ Melb (22 – 26 June) – you, Tonya.
Gloria @ MTC (18-30 June) – am I the only person who falls asleep looking at Lisa McCune’s face?
Emerging Writer’s Festival @ Melb (19-29 June) – creeping out slowly from under their beds, these scared weird little guys find the courage to socialise once a year.
Mao’s Last Dancer @ Immigration Museum (meow – 22 Sept) – mum’s favourite book comes to life