9 – 11 Feb

Gaytime Festival @ Lake Mountain (14-16 Feb) – bathe in chocolate, roll in nuts, be merry.
St Kilda Festival @ derr (11 Feb) – the annual migration of the bearded northerners, south of the river.
Riot @ Arts Centre (meow – 9 Feb) – drag, dance, circus, comedy. A night out with Hugh Jackman.
Lonsdale Street Greek Festival @ derrr (10 Feb) – just like a Greek in hospital, this will be fully sick maayte.
Peninsula Film Festival @ MP (9-11 Feb) – flicks about insulation pens
Port Fairy Jazz Festival @ PF (9-11 Feb) – portly fairies throw shade and jazz hands
The Classics: Broadway @ Malvern (10 Feb) – starring the one, the only, guy who rejected Sprink twice in one week
Ballarat Beat Rockabilly Festival @ the rat (8 – 11 Feb) – is that a hot-rod in your pants or are you just.. IDK, like from Ballarat?
Barefoot Cinema @ Rippon Lea (1 – 16 Feb) – not a Barefoot Investor book club meet.
Festival of the Photocopier Zine Fair @ Melb (11 Feb) – yep, copy that.
The Great Local Lunch @ Birrarung Marr (11 Feb) – dining with people you would normally ignore IRL
The Alone Experience @ (14 – 18 Feb) – so .. Netflix and chill for one?
Geelong Rainbow Parade @ GTown (11 Feb) – stragglers from Rainbow Festival awake by the bae. I mean bay.