2 – 4 Feb

2018 NAB AFL Women’s Comp @ Ikon Park (2 Feb) – who run da world? The Illuminati guys, we have been over this.
Boho Luxe Market & Glamping Festival @ REB (2 – 4 Feb) – the most pretentious sounding event of the year.
Pinot Grigio & Pinot Gris Cheese Matching @ Carlton (4 Feb) – tastes like grapes. Smells like cheese. Looks like your sad, married friends.
Underground Cinema Secret Prop Sale @ Collinghood (3 Feb) – Gattaca, Life of Brian, LA Confidential etc.. buy all of the costumes and props UGC use for their fully immersive movie nights which remain the greatest events I have been to in hashtag World’s Most Liveable City
MTalks: Indigenous knowledge @ MPav (3 Feb) – all I know is that Baker Boy’s Marryuana should have been in the Top 5 NOT KEWL TRIPLEJ
The Children @ MTC (3 Feb – 10 Mar) – the answer to every question asked to Miss Universe contestants
St Jerome’s Laneway Festival @ Footscray (3 Feb) – Baker Boy is playing HOLLA out to anyone who has a spare ticket for DA SPRINK
Grampians Music Festival @ Gramps (2-4 Feb) – gah I really wanted to make the Grape Ceberano gag here but she’s not playing so it wouldn’t make any sense. Unlike the rest of these gags which are super literal.
Nightjar Festival @ Torquay (2 Feb) – a celebration of bed pans
Glitterfist @ Fitzroy (30 Jan – 3 Feb) – Australia’s first all non-binary cast chuck glitter with their fists
Antigone X @ TheatreWorks (30 Jan – 4 Feb) – homos and pretend homos make queer theatre about queer topics and discuss whether or not they’re homos #theatre