24 – 26 Nov

Design Files @ Collingwood (26 Nov) – well dressed FBI Agents sip lattes and talk about last years faux pas – fluro cushions.
Queenscliff Music Festival@ Queenscliff (24-26 Nov) – movember growers make their way to the Freddy Mercury Festival by the cliffs.
Never Faded: Live Paint Up @ Collingwood (26 Nov) – Sprink’s Maddawg Shawn Lu is live-painting at Grumpy’s. Meet bae IRL.
Nutbush Dancing World Record Attempt @ Horsham (26 Nov) – a bush and nut joke would bode well here.
Megafauna Festival @ Lancefield (25 Nov) – lancing the mid to mega fauna
Earth Tones Day Party @ Abbortsford (25 Nov) – Doncaster boys do sit ups and lay in day-beds getting their tan on.
Ophelia doesn’t live here anymore @ a private residence in Armadale (24 – 26 Nov) – I truly have no idea what the hell this is. Someone pls explain.
Melbourne Ceramics Summer Market @ Collinghood (25 Nov) – girls with bowl cuts and boys with long ratty hair and matching mo’s hang out wearing corduroy slacks and 80’s shirts knotted at the waist.
Etsy Made Local Market @ Coburg (25 Nov) – as above.