15 – 17 Sept

Melbourne Fringe Festival @ Melb (14 Sep – 1 Oct) – the festival dedicated to Zooey Duschanel CHANGE YOUR LOOK HONEY
Vessel @ Arts Centre (20 – 23 Sept) – a play about drinking out of shoes
Illuminating Australian Art @ NGV Australia  (17 Sept – 8 Oct) – so.. doing what they are paid to do at the NGV. Killing it guys, keep up the good work
Gontran Cherrier @ Hawthorn (15 Sept – ?) – a dating move, used only by chiropractors.
Cursed Zombie Outbreak @ Kryal Castle (16 Sept) – where do zombies eat dinner? The living room.
The B.East Burger Challenge Day @ @ Brunswick East (16 – 17 Sept) – just because I used to play AFL, doesn’t mean I’m a burger fan #mushrooms4lyf
French Food Festival @ Food truck park (15 – 17 Sept) – eating all the French? That is a solid ‘oui please’ from The Sprink #baguettes4lyf
Fitzroy Markets @ Fitzroy (16 Sept) – I was once walking around these markets and a mega bae was eyeballing me like no one’s business. I decided I would swipe right in real life so went up to him with my card out and said ‘OK I get it, we should go for a drink’ thinking I was being adorable. He sadly smiled and said ‘Sorry honey, wrong team, I was loving your jacket, where is it from?’ #single4lyf
Melbourne Rises for The Reef @ Fed Sq (16 Sept) – clownfish to the left of me, blowfish to the right, here I am having a final swim in a coral reef that is going to die
Quarter Street (w Salsa dancing) @ Theatre Royal Castlemaine (16 Sept) – there is not a single thing that salsa doesn’t compliment. Not a single thing
Amy’s Gran Fondo @ Apollo Bay (16 – 17 Sept)  – Amy and her gran double dip into some warm melted cheese. Wow that’s just.. wow. Delete.