Lameway

So The Sprink moved into Collinghood and to welcome myself into the neighbourhood I bought three cans of spray paint and a paint-pen. My flatmate and I got lit and went out the back to Scummy Puddle Alley and put our artistic prowess on show, creatively blessing the backyard fences of our neighbours with really basic stars and love hearts because we literally couldn’t think of anything else to draw. Under the cover of darkness they were the kewlest things you’ve ever seen. In the light however, it was as though color-blind 12yr olds had had too much sugar and tried to p*ss their parents off.
Then to back it up, I decided to walk into work and take the red paint pen. I drew a couple of below-average-looking love hearts on some telephone poles until a cyclist pulled over and simply stated ‘Fckwit’.
And he was right.