1 – 3 Sept

Mould-a Cheese @ Meat Market (2 Sept) – sounds gouda to me.
Melbourne Fashion Week @ Melb (1 – 8 Sept) – you know skinny jeans are back in fashion? I can’t get into them..
Bendigo International Festival of Exploratory Music @ Bendigo (1-4 Sept) – bring a flute? IDK
The Legend of Zelda @ Arts Centre (3 Sept) – lucky velvet dresses are back in fash ATM.
Vegan Day Out @ Johnson St (2 Sept) – did you know pigs have the same intelligence as a 4yr old?
Vegan Mini Market @ Abbotsford Convent (2 Sep) – did you know that pigs cry when they are upset? Yeah guys I’m trying to tell you to stop eating bacon.
Nocturnal @ Melb Museum (1 Sept) – did you know pigs are nocturnal? Lol. They’re not really guys.
Symphony in C @ Arts Centre ( 29 Aug) – what is a pirate’s favourite letter? Rrrrrr is a good one, but ‘tis the C that has his heart.
Carl Craig Synthesizer Ensemble @ Recital Centre (2 Sept) – urgh if it was Daniel Craig I would be like ‘he can synthesize my ensemble anytime’
Kyneton Daffodil & Arts Festival @ Kyneton (31 Aug – 10 Sept) – holy shizz they have ferret racing at this thing
Kyneton Antique & Vintage Fair @ Kyneton (1-3 Sept) – shhh, I don’t care.. FERRET RACING
Gareth Sansom: Transformer @ NGV (14 Sept) – Gareth. Not the worst name for a transformer. Also, not the best.
Vic Vs Allies @ Etihad (2 Sept) – women. Playing footy. Is everything. Including 20yrs late. But no complaints.
Miss Evie’s Super Tap Show @ Castlemaine (1-2 Sept) – a two hour, toe tapping bonanza where: ‘’there will be a queue outside the hall before the doors open so please dress appropriately – we will provide entertainment for the queue.’’ It is that LIT that there is a queue. I’m down