18 – 20 August

Supersense: Festival of the Ecstatic @NGV (18–20 August) – tbh i can’t make a jk right now I am about 5 Coopers deep and my pj’s just came out of the dryer (drier?) and they are itching my wrist
Ballarat International Foto Biennale @ The Rat (19 August – 17 Sept) – whee shood alwaize spel finetikally.
Yarra Glen Festival of Lights @ YG (20 Aug) – everyone of the peoples who went to Thailand between 1997-2004, reenact that scene from The Beach where the lanterns go up.
Bendigo On The Hop @ Bendigo (17 – 19 August) – found out my great grand dad was a priest in Bendigo when he came over from Germany. Not sure which of those facts I’m most disappointed by.
Pinot Noir Challenge Trophy @ Mornington Peninsula (Aug 14-15/20) – pee? No.
Live n Local Festival @ City of Port Phillip (19 – 26 Aug) – did anyone else watch Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels from Poison and all those chicks who were vying to be his bae? Poss one of the best reality shows I have ever seen and I watched three episodes of Geordie Shore with my friend from Brisbane who was four seasons in and giving me the background on the relationships of erryone so you can trust me.
Science Weeks talks @Melbourne Museum (12 – 20 August) – schience smishcnance im drunk i dont even think that spels right but you get it guys cos it rhymes yeah? SWIPE RIGHT