Who won the date with Mimi?
With votes coming in from Australia, New Zealand, the UK, parts of Europe and South America the competition was fierce like my cat when she wants to be fed. The Sprinks put forward three major contenders to win the heart of this lil Sprinkee, who is out looking for The One:
ZE ARTISTE
Pressurised workmates and threatened professional mutiny up the chain of command, his tactics were bold and brave. His vast team provided admirable recommendations of a ‘great and charming’ man who they ‘wholeheartedly’ felt real affection for, making him the early front runner. Ze Artiste’s cousin and mother of whom don’t speakathaenglish, signed themselves up, gaining him an extra two votes for creative thinking.
OCEANBOI
A stunning global campaign, strategised and rolled out within a workable time frame at zero cost by his brother who also happens to be my ex WTF. Oceanboi team played TIGHT, delivering impressive votes that included a full letter of recommendation from a CEO AND getting the sister who didn’t like me to sign up for The Sprinkler, along with the one that did (SUP SIZZLE). No extra votes given because of bad break-up #foxontherun.
CHEEKY ONE
A slow but steady contender with an impressive number of nominations coming in at various times of the night. His team mates had clearly studied psychology as the pitches capitalised on the contender himself, his sweet nature and that ‘he would be a good boyfriend’ and is ‘good with kids’. With the founders of music labels throwing in their weight, Cheeky One had high odds that could have paid out if the comp had run for another few days however it didn’t and the winner is…
Ok well there were two. Both Ze Artiste and Oceanboi had so many votes that I literally lost count *has ADD* so we are now forced to go to the PHYSICAL CHALLENGE round.
As in.. Mimi now has to go on two dates. Hope yall kewl with that.
STAY TUNED SPRINKS <3 that means love
