Alex – rock climber

Posted: December 11, 2018 by The Sprink

This is Alex. His mum taught him to play the piano before she died, and he grew up with his bro and dad doing things QLDers do (IDK? Drink beer? Bash people?). He moved to Melb 4yrs ago cos he likes to wear black. He is an architect, loves rock climbing (he can scale a wall just using his fingertips – bae is shredded), cooking quiche (which he eats 4 nights a week) and being friends with The Sprink.

Why were you so useless at The Numbers Game?
I participated while non-violently protesting about playing it.

You agreed, then spent whole time looking at a wall.
I was thinking about climbing it..? Look, I’m willing to do things, I’m just not talkative. And 80% of all communication is non-verbal…

What about the Three Second Hold?
It’s hard to look someone in the eyes. Turing away is a reflex.

How are you going to get a girlfriend?
I literally don’t know.

If anyone wants to buy Alex please send Sprink an email: info@thesprinkler.com.au

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