Melb International Arts Festival @ Melb – aka the countdown for next year’s new White Night begins.
I AM 100 @ Great Ocean Road – bish I definitely am not.
Marooned @ Melb – men are beautiful. Even Adam Lambert who is the kinda man who makes love watching his own video-clips. WAIT FCK no I like Adam Lambert – he is the Queen Kween – I’m meaning that Maroon5 tatted guy who.. has the Adam name but he deserves to not live in my memory. And so it was and so it shall be.
Alpine Day Retreat @ Porepunkah – clear the pores, forget the chores, invest in your best… self.
RuPaul’s Drag Race UK BBC @ Mollies – the only network for this show.
De La Grooves @ Section 8 – not in the heart, but down a stinky alley. OMG how did that suddenly sound like a bad date.
Afrocaan Days @ Nth Melb – caan and will #afrobeats
The Island @ Section 8 – has anyone seen The I-land on Netflix? Like Brittneh Spear’s insta account: so bad you have to watch. #afrobeats
Wham Bam 2: Rocktober @ Fott-us-grayh – feat. Franco Cozzo literally (are you following their socials?)
The Next Level @ Collinghood – another episode just living it up.
Nigerian Independence Day party @ Edinburgh Gardens – don’t have to tell me twice.
Moja: Nigerian Independence Day @ South Melb – just incase you need to be told twice #afrobeats
World Travel Expo @ Melb – chuckling attendees proving their Tinder profile’s aren’t BS I like travel and having a laugh
Hawker Night Market: Korea & Japan @ Queen Vic – lol I read that as Korea V Japan and honestly don’t know who I would be more frightened of in a fight, I’m going with… Chris Lilley.
World Coffee Day @ Preston Market – south siders get a boner for beans ahahah SOUTHSIDERS ARE LAME GUYS THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE READING HERE