11 – 13 May

Wizard Of Oz: The Musical @ (12 May – 15 June) – Property Comes Down: The Musical
Good Beer Week @ Melbs (11 – 20 May) – the nicest and hairiest of the gays get their own week cos they good, they real good.
Bright Cabaret Fest @ Bright (10  -12 May) – a heavy red, with cinnamon flavours leaving a slight dull taste every season other than autumn.
La Traviata @ Arts Centre (9 – 11 May) – John Travolta: The Opera.
RMIT Pop Up Fashion Market @ RMIT – pop up. pop off. pop out. Farshun.
Beethoven’s Eroica @ MSO – Beety pulls a 180 and says “Actually, I’m greaty”
EUROVISION @ Lisbon (and ur house via TV) – Mardi Gras 2.0 hosted by bae-bae Joel C and kween Myf
High Country Harvest @ High Country (4 – 20 May) – harvesting the very best weed(s)
Plate Up Ballarat @ The Rat (meow – 31 May) – Invisalign is yet to come to The Rat
Farewell Transmission @ Juddy Roller (11 May) – saying goodbye to his trans-mission, Shaun becomes the Lu he was born to be.
Recklink Community Cup Launch @ Rochy (9 May) – note: streakers are welcome to all Community Cup events. So are dogs.