6 – 8 April

Melbourne International Comedy Festival @ Melb (meow – 22 Apr) – lols for dol… lars.
Michael Shafar’s Kosher Bacon @ Trades Hall (meow – 22 Apr) – and other things that don’t make sense.
Vikings: Beyond the Legend @ Melb Museum (meow for ages) – the Museum curators are appreciating the beauty that is Travis Fimmel… who once stayed a few nights in my London share-house 100yrs ago. He slept between the batts and backpacks in the roof.
Cheese Festival @ Werribee (8 April) – the weekend that toot paper sales are down #clogged
The Brickman @ Melb Museum (meow – 29 Apr) – feat. a life-sized car made of Lego. I feel like there will be more parents impressed with this, than kids.
Wonderland @ ACMI (5 Apr – 7 Oct) – what could have been my body had I offered my damn bed, instead of the roof, to Viking bae.
The King of Things @ Evelyn (6 Apr) – pretty ranga boy sings about things.
Terror Nullius @ ACMI (meow – 1 July) – when you get a really bad manicure.
Briefs: The Second Coming @ Arts Centre (meow – 22 Apr) – it’s always better the second time right The Hangover II?
Autumn Fest @ Dandenong (8 April) – come for the leaves, stay for the… trees?
Man From Snowy River Bush Festival @ the river (5 – 8 Apr) – get up a bush this weekend.
Tinamba Food & Wine Fest @ Tinamba (8 Apr) – Snugglepot and Cuddlepie eat and get drunk aka I’ve never heard of Tinamba but it sounds v. May Gibbs.
Debussy & Brahms @ Hamer Hall (5 April) – featuring the cast of Degrassi, and some 90s German soapie.