27 – 29 April

Nothing Compares to Prince @ Arts Centre (29 Apr) – he had three bangers, and gave one away to Sinead. And that was all. No more bangs. None.
Queen Vic Market 140th Party @ QVM (29 Apr) – yay let’s all dance on a grave site.
Beers, BBQ and Burgers @ Ascot Vale (28 Apr) – just another reason to go to Ascot Vale, it’s basically the Disneyland of Melbourne, you will never want to leave.
Tosca @ Arts Centre (meow – 10 May) – a 15yr old girl’s plight surrounding her new posca pens and not knowing how to tag the bottom of her school bag.
Big Dance @ Fed Sq (29 Apr) – twig stance, jig lance, lance bass, justin timberlake how good is The Sinner Jessica Biel FTW.
Burke and Wills Film Night @ CBD (27 Apr) – you know these maddawgs actually took a piano with them while trying to cross the Blue Mountains? Nutters.
Irish Film Festival @ Kino CineYUM (26 – 28 Apr) – playing all of the Cillian Murphy movies. Prepare to question your own sexuality no matter the team you bat for.
Lonesome Souls @ Juddy Roller (27 Apr – 11 May) – admission permission via right swipe.
Crossword Club @ The Good Copy (29 Apr) – for people who get cross.
Go Mad with Mukka @ Collingwood (29 Apr) – for people who get mad.
Bright Autumn Festival @ Bright (27 Apr – 6 May) – like the eyes of Bradley Cooper who – side note – is a tool. Please watch. Actually don’t.