23 – 25 Mar

G.Prix @ Albert Park (22 – 25 Mar) – where the grandest of prix go to feel relevant
The Reel Good Film Fest @ Collingwood (24 – 25 Mar) – always making me feel reel good = Rebel Wilson
Woodland Festival @ Lauriston (24 – 25) – a land of wood, oh how a belle can dream
Melbourne International Flower and Garden Show @ Royal Exhib Building (21 – 25 Mar) – Better Homes & Gardens IRL
Overwhelmed by it all @ Juddy Roller (23 Mar – 6 April) – same
Scarlet by Reka @ Collinghood (23 Mar – 8 April) – street arrrrrt maaaayte
MoMo Nepalese Dumpling Festival @ Coburg (23 – 25 Mar) – dump it, dump-dump it real good
Yakandandah Folk Fest @ Yak (25 Mar) – last year’s joke was so bad we won’t be making it again. Infact it was yakky.
Lake Bolac Eel Festival @ Lake B (23 – 25 Mar) – elves unite for the only day off they have this side of Christmas
High Country Hops Festival @ Beechworth (24 – 25 Mar) – getting high with bees hopping around the beach is worth it
Castlemaine Festival @ Castlemaine (22 – 21 Mar) –  Kryall Castle has moved to the left, to the left
Pets In the Park @ Malvern (25 Mar) – I read that as dark and was like ‘woah southsiders are creeps’