23 – 25 Feb

Prosecco Festival @ Melb (25 Feb) – white scarves, beige shrugs, tight plack pants and blow waves.
Australian Beach Games @ Lakes Entrance (23 – 25 Feb) – if it were 2008 I would say ‘beached as bro’ but for 2018 I’m going with..  I’M A VEGAN.
Beautiful: Carole King The Musical @ Arts Centre (til 2 June) – starring the pipes that starred in King Kong The Musical when it was in town for 4.5 seconds
Superbike World Champion @ Phillip Island (23 – 25 Feb) – or Superbloke. Or Superboags. Or just like.. super not my thing. Also Liam Hemsworth.
Melbourne Music Bus Tour @ Arts Centre (24 Feb – June) – I was on the tram this morning and some dude got on blaring Bette Midler #truetramtales
Better Wetter @ Northcote (24 Feb) – feta. That’s what they’re talking about right?
Bright and Sandy @ Brighton (24 Feb) – or tall and shady like Troy #MAFS
Transition Film Festival @ Carlton (23 Feb – 9 Mar) – always in.
Eltham Jazz Festival @ derr (24 – 25 Feb) – pottery, gum leaves, Monsalvat, and now jazz. It’s the new New York.
Japanese Summer Festival @ Fed Sq (25 Feb) – dishin out the dirty undies in Fed Sq like it’s something unusual.
Viva Brazil @ QVM ( 24 – 25 Feb) – oh how I would.
Cinema @ The ‘G (23 – 24 Feb) – C at the G could be U there with M… e