From the gang at The Sprinkler, we wish you a ripper VDay. Please accept our Rose with love, and know that you’ve never looked hotter than you do right now. No Snapchat filters required today – you are bae 100 red underline emoji.
Seymour Farming Expo @ Seymour (16 – 18 Feb) – chomp on the crickets they are flying in from Perth and ride a camel while you watch the pig racing. We have 2 x 2 tickets to give away – if you want them, holla at The Sprink
Riverboats Music Festival @ Echuca (16 – 18 Feb) – that’s a paddlin.
Good Muslim Boy @ Malthouse (9 Feb – 11 Mar) – more like Good Muslim Bae
Puppies and Pinot @ Ascot Vale (17 Feb) – literally the only reason to go to Ascot Vale
Picnic @ Hanging Rock (17 Feb) – dress in ye olde duds, and relive the rocky horror
Alpine Summer Yoga Retreat @ Bright (16 – 18 Feb) – those alFINE feels
Apollo Bay Seafood Festival @ derr (16 – 18 Feb) – eat Nemo, Dori, Flounder and google another fish movie oh wait Wanda, as you sit back and admire the views of their former home
Chinese New Year @ Melbs (15 – 25 Feb) – it’s the year of the dog. Gulp.
Lunar Festival @ QVM (18 Feb) – … guys, they actually do eat dogs in China. Don’t kill the messenger (unless it’s a dog. In China. Then add salt)
Ice Cream Festival @ Yarra Valley (14 – 25 Feb) – I washed a pair of scissors in the dishwasher yesterday. Is that normal?
Pull Up Party @ Dr Morse (17 Feb) – live street art, bangin beats and general phreshness. See ya thurr.
White Night Melbourne @ Melb (17-18 Feb) – no no no.. not that kind of white night.
Great Australian Beer Festival @ Geelong (17 Feb) – there are never enough reasons to get drunk in Geelong.
Gilligan’s Island The Musical @ Chaps off Chaps (15 Feb – 14 Mar) – possibly a tad late #1964 but I used to crush on Gilligan so like, I get it
Maltese Fest @ Latrobe Valley (17 Feb) – who doesn’t want to tease a malt?
Dog Speed Dating @ Sth Yarra (17 Feb) – pull up a chair, look an orphaned puppy in the eyes, decide if you could make it as a couple. Together. Then marry.
Sri Lankan Party @ Abbotsford Convent (18 Feb) – I googled ‘interesting facts about Sri Lanka’ and got this: One of the more racy facts about Sri Lanka is that the county searches Google for the word ‘sex’ more than any other country in the world.
