17 – 19 Nov

S3XPO @ MCEC (17 – 19 Nov) – but babes, it’s educational.
The Merry Widow @ Arts Centre (meow – 26 Nov) – nothing to do with the above. Nothing.
Latino Film Fest @ Melb (16-29) – see movies starring Gael García Bernal, Gael García Bernal and Gael García Bernal.
Pennyroyal Rasberry Farm Degustation Tour @ Pennyroyal (19 Nov) – a six-course deggo with a Michelin-star cheffo, down at the.. Pennyroyello.
Heist @ Juddy Roller (from 17 Nov) – street-art mate. With some of da best in da werld. In a gallery so it’s legit.
Live: The Reunion Tour @ Myer Music Bowl (17 Nov) – buy a box of Passion Pop, start Throwing Copper and pash whichever guy is closest to you. HUZZAH it’s 1994.
Hannah Gadsby @ Arts Centre (18 – 25 Nov) – KWEEN of the LOLs.
Melbourne Music Week @ Melb obvs (17 – 25 Nov) – the kewlest thing to do this Nov, aside from dying your cat’s tail pink.
Macedon Ranges Wine & Food Budburst Festival @ M.Ranges (18 – 19 Nov) – don’t want it to budburst too early in um spring. Or ever.
Del Kathryn Barton: The Highway is a Disco @ NGV Australia (17 Nov – 12 March 2018) – bae Barton gobbling those magic mushrooms like a kweeen
Vivd White @ MTC (18 Nov – 23 Dec) – Melbourne’s White Night and Sydney’s Vivid Festival go head to head on stage, to music written by Eddie Perfect.
Louise Paramor: Palace of the Republic @ NGV Fed Sq (17 Nov – 12 March) – I think they forgot the ‘e’ in her name. They mean PARAMORE. Who did that Twilight song? Or The OC? Dawsons? It actually doesn’t matter I don’t watch anything other than ABC’s Glitch at the mo.
Light Up Christmas with Guy and Jules Sebastian @ Fed Sq (16 Nov) – I feel like these two are a bit young to be the new Newtons.
CLIFF @ Castlemaine (17 – 19 Dec) – mate, castlemaine is where if is fckn at. They are having their own international film fest cos they can. FCKN LEGENDS
Harry Potter in Concert @ Plenary (16-18 Nov) – MSO giving us the chance to relive the days before the ENTIRE CAST LONGBOTTOMED
Cult Cinema and Bar @ Brunswick (meow – Dec) – perfect for those who were home-schooled and need to catch up on the classics – BMX Bandits, Death in Brunswick, Goodfellas, Clockwork Orange..
East Malvern Food Festival @ take a guess (19 Nov) – East Malvern. Not West. Never West. We did got to university you know.
Footscray Finds @ come on don’t be silly (19 Nov) – for those not attending the above.
Juniperlooza @ Boatbuilders (18 Nov) – juniperWINNER is what you will be if you wake up on Sunday feeling fresh. BAHAHAAHAHA.