27 – 29 Oct

Rugby League World Cup – Australia v England @ AAMI (27 October) – what self respecting Victorian watches rugby?
Fast 5 Netball @ Hisense Arena (27 – 29 Oct) – baes get real, this event is kewl. Recommended by Sprink.
Spring Vegan Festival @ Meat Market (28 Oct) – usually when there is a meat opportunity I go for sausage and meatballs. Today I shall stray: vegan market held at the Meat Market?
The Village Festival @ Edinburgh Garden (27 Oct) – oh twiddle de dee its leprechaun season. Wait I mean haggis. Or Hagrid. Fck this I’m going to bed.
Spring Ball @ Castlemaine (28 Oct) – better a ball than a season
Prahran Market SAY CHEESE Fest @ pfft, come on (29 Oct) – Melbourne’s Sir Anthony Femia will be serving up his soft and hard cheese on the end of his jousting stick. Suitable for all ages.
Creators Market @ Terindah Estate (29 Oct) – God is selling stuff. Oh dayum, I’m not Oprah’s size tho.
Iranian Film Fest @ Fed Sq (26 – 30 Oct) – IraniaYUM
Outta Tune @ Collinghood (27 Oct) – set me free, let me out of this misery #chune
Luna Dark Halloween @ Luna Park obvs (27 – 31 Oct) – a costume party for anyone who can survive a ride on the 189yr old rollercoaster.