30 June – 2 July

Wallace & Gromit and friends: The magic of Aardman @ ACMI (29 June – 29 Oct) – my grandmothers last name is Wallace. Which means I am a descendant of Mel Gibson. You can call me sugar t*ts
Ballarat Winter Festival @ The Rat (1-30 July) –  the coldest rat there ever was, is celebrated.
River Rink @ Fed Square (1-23 July) – skim around the ring.
Vigil @ Arts Centre Melbourne – Candlelight. Tissues. Farewells. New-beginnings. Re-married. Mistress. Second divorce. Lawyers. Poor. Sad. Dead. LYF
Christmas in July @ MtBB (3-9 July) – plus other winter activities such as eating dinner in bed, and forming a relationship with a $10 water bottle you got on a work break from Priceline.
NAIDOC Week @ Errywhere (2-9 July) – What will Dr Naomi get up to this week? Tune in at 730 to find out.
Ice Slide @ Southbank (1 – 16 July) – the only place in Melbourne I would consider getting my ice on.
Winter Wild @ Apollo Bay (July – August) –  the guy from that BORING movie gets lost again and eats berries again, and dies again and we all wish we could get our money back again
Truffle & Charcuterie Celebration @ Prahran (9 July) – this is a real thing.
Royal Melbourne Alpaca Show @ Showgrounds (8-9 July) – this too is a real thing.