The Omega Project @ Shh (22 – 30 July) – oh. em. gee. I read about this guy in The Sprink. I’m totally going to sign up to his website to get the email that tells me where I can go to see his show hashtag secret.
Smith Street Dreaming Street Festival @ Smith Street (22 July) – Mrs Smith is kicking back on her front-porch couch, dreaming of all the festivals she can streak at. I mean street at. She can street. Yeah.
Amadeus Live in Concert @ Hamer Hall (22 – 23 July) – he was a giggler. And someone finished his last piece for him. This is all I know. WOLFDAWG!
Gertrude Street Projection Festival @ takeaguess (21 – 30 July) – projecting AS USUAL. Stop taking it out on me.
Series Mania Melbourne @ ACMI (20-24 July) – watching Hey Dad! for four days straight would make anyone manic.
Underground Cinema @ Shhhhh Secret Locashhh (21-22 July) – the greatest ticket you can buy. I freaking LOVE these events.
Hokusai @ NGV (21 July – 15 October) – I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so… actually I just remembered what this song is actually about. Sorry. Gross.
Inaugural Annual Dance Affair @ Hawthorn Arts Centre (20-21 July) – shake what cha mama have you.
Constance Stokes @ MPRG (21 July – 17 Sept) – the back of her hand hits the wall and she holds her breath, arching backwards to complete a somersault. She positions her feet against the wall and pushes, throwing her hands up behind her head as she pushes off hard. Her eyes can see Agatha in the lane beside her, only a fraction ahead. There is no losing this time..
Insomnia Race @ Melb (21 July) – an Escape Room IRL.
Castlemaine Documentary Film Festival @ Castlemaine (21-23 July) – the new Northcote is putting on a doco fest. Wear your cords, grab a moleskin and cut your fringe shorter. Shorter. SHORTER I SAID
Winter Wonderlights @ Ballarat (until 30 July) – get lit. That’s what the kids say yeah?
