When The Sprink was asked on a date

I got an email from a Sprink saying ‘Hey Sprink, You sound like you need to go on a date. I can take you on a date. I can’t promise it won’t suck but you know, just give it a go’. So YAS the Sprink said yas and off she went. The evening included false promises of a rose, the State Library, a rooftop, lots of boasting, karaoke, Korean BBQ and a suprise visit by another Sprink who saw us as he was walking past and ran in to taunt ‘Ooooooh The Sprink is on a date WIT WOO’ and then vanish into the night much like Malaysian flight MH17 (it was the Rothchilds guys but like when is it not, you know?). All in all it was a very good evening and I can highly recommend that if you ever meet another Sprink that you should go out with them because SPRINKS ARE THE KEWLEST.
And no, I did not go on a date with an 80yr old who uses gold bars for casual seating, that is Mr Rothchild who has five times the wealth of the world’s top eight billionaires – WHO RUN DA WORLD?
A: The New World Order.. come on how many times have we been over this?