I was filling ill as in fully siqq so had to take the day off werk.
I legged it at 2km an hour to Breakfast Thieves in Fitzroy cos, I hadn’t dined there before and also I didn’t have to turn any corners to get there (please don’t stalk me).
Taking a seat at the long table out the front, I was NAWT in the mood for making decisions, so the waitress was given simple instructions ‘am veggo, hate chilli’.
In what seemed like seconds, out came a solid mix of scrambled eggs 1982 style, spinach with red dust on them, insanely tasty *and sweet* baked beans that had been massaged during their childhood cos they tasted happy.. and LITERALLY the best mushrooms Sprink has EVER HAD IN HER LIFE.
I’m not sh*tting you, the mushies were like what magic mushrooms do to your mind, but like, to your mouth. I beckoned to the waitress ‘Fair maiden how doth these ere schrooms taste like Alice’s Adventures?’ She shrugged and cleared the table.
I sat there basking in my post-mush trip listening to some Melbourne Uni kids talk about movies. I corrected their many mistakes, and then was invited to join their trivia team. I declined because LIT below are some of the things they were saying:
- Naomi Watts is supposed to be total airhead but she must have depth, she has such great acting skills, especially in Talented Mr Ripley’s.
- Nicole Kidman omg she was so good in Dogma.
- I want to see the Three Billboards movie, Francis McDonald is supposed to be so good.
- Have you seen the kidnap one with Michelle Williams and Ryan Reynolds?
