What is our deal?

The Sprinkler is a lazy revolution here to entertain the socialite in you, but totally getting you have the attention span of a goldfish.

A weekly email that lists the newest and kewlest things opening in Melbourne this coming weekend. LOL style.

The Sprink also celebrates a Maddawg of Melbourne each week, reviews restaurants/bars/dates and occasionally gives away prizes.

Dan The Sketch Guy tests your knowledge of Melb with an illustration while Sam The Social Media Guy updates Insta and Facey with extra LOL’s using images he rips off the Google.

For event listings, Maddawg suggestions or to ask The Sprink out on a date: info@thesprinkler.com.au


  • Rachael Whitelaw September 7, 2016 at 2:56 am

    oh you’re funny!!

    ripper website x

  • Jay.Hom September 22, 2016 at 6:07 am

    I love so Melbourne!

  • Andrew April 4, 2017 at 12:04 am

    I thought this was a website where you pay people to wee on you! I’m so dissapointed.😔

  • Ben April 26, 2017 at 12:18 am

    Hey Qween Sprink,

    When does The Sprinkler publish a Sydney arm?

    I had to travel all the way to Melb on the weekend just to order a Mr Papadopoulos – your review had me salivating.

    Numero Uno Sydney Sprink

    • admin May 30, 2017 at 6:31 am

      Hey Benno – WILL DO SOON.. you wanna job??


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