KAREN – PUBERTY BLUES
This is Karen. She… OMG you’re a Karen I’M NOT WORTHY It’s true, we are the best. Karens sort out the incorrect restaurant bills and fight for suburban injustices. We…
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The Sprink
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TONKA AT HOME
The Sprink doesn’t like to cook at the worst of times. At the best of times she also doesn’t want to cook. What with errything being covid-close-ed, our fair hero…
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WORLD’S DEADLIEST THIGHS
This is Kortney. Born in the US of yAy, she toured Aus in 2012 where she was paid to wrestle men and choke them with her legs which are better…
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SURVIVING ISO
While scrolling Insta by the fire as she was being hand-fed Nutella on Cape Seed Loaf by her glorious ginger Introvert The Sprink cracked the iso code within 4hrs of…
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TROUBLE IN DREAMS
Sprink’s favourite part about ISO life is called TROUBLE IN DREAMS which, loosely translated means: “fancy AS FERK home delivered cocktails”. Which she didn’t know existed until she was Instastalking…
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ORIENTAL TEA HOUSE DUMPLINGS
REVIEW: cook at home dumplings Oriental Tea House $15 a pack for 30 dumps The Sprink is not a cooker so this stay at home business is fcking her sht…
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3 – 5 April
Hot Cross Bun Debate @ breakfast – The top is better than the bottom. Discuss. Lol don’t: the answer is butter. Tiger King @ Netflix – absolutely. worth. the. hype. Time…
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27 – 29 March
I Can’t Believe This Is Happening @ everywhere – literally Centrelink @ Oz – the only lines freelancers, musicians and hospo workers can afford anymore Who Gives A Crap @ nationwide – CEO Simon Griffiths…
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