A Winter’s Tale
A Winter’s Tale by Melb Shakespeare Co. @ Central Park, MalvDog THEATRE IS BACK, BAYBAYYYY… and so is I, aka Sam The Review Guy. Last week the legends at Melb Shakespeare…
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The Sprink
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KIRSTEN – MURDER & REHAB
This is KD. She grew up on a small cattle farm in Mackay with a pet pig called Pricilla and spent her days selling moo-poo by the Bruce Highway, driving…
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30 OCT – 1 NOV
Sh*t is open @AllOverTown – let us rejoice for Melburnians fckn deserve to party it up Babies @Home – grew tf up and can pretty much drive now honestly didn’t see that…
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KAREN – PUBERTY BLUES
This is Karen. She… OMG you’re a Karen I’M NOT WORTHY It’s true, we are the best. Karens sort out the incorrect restaurant bills and fight for suburban injustices. We…
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FANGING IT
At the risk of being ENTIRELY OFF BRAND Sprink doth telleth ye the tale of how she cameth trapped in a distant land. A land where dancing is banned, tourists don’t exist…
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LOCKDOWN 2.0
This year can eat a security guard’s D. These unprecedented times, this bin-fire year, blah blah *overused description*, 2Y2N0 feels like #FreeBritney movement – never ending. I’d like to take you on a…
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WORLD’S DEADLIEST THIGHS
This is Kortney. Born in the US of yAy, she toured Aus in 2012 where she was paid to wrestle men and choke them with her legs which are better…
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TONKA AT HOME
The Sprink doesn’t like to cook at the worst of times. At the best of times she also doesn’t want to cook. What with errything being covid-close-ed, our fair hero…
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SURVIVING ISO
While scrolling Insta by the fire as she was being hand-fed Nutella on Cape Seed Loaf by her glorious ginger Introvert The Sprink cracked the iso code within 4hrs of…
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