The MATCH

Posted: July 1, 2019 by The Sprink

“Sprink get back on Bumble – I met my sugar there and he is bae’ said Sprink’s friend Sophie, who always dresses the same as Sprink in a kewl way not a SingleWhiteFemale way.
“I work better IRL” said a confident Sprink “You just hold eye contact for 3sec and they come up to you…”
This was true, but what is also true is that Sprink seems to always have three boyfriends but no actual boyfriends at the same time. So she downloaded Bumble. Two swipes in, she matched with a dark haired man, bright blue eyes, a nice symmetrical face, who appeared to have a job.
Sprink read his name. It was an unusual name that literally no one has ever had, other than gardener guy on TV and Sprink’s Grade 6 boyfriend.
Sprink’s Grade 6 boyfriend.
Sprink’s Grade 6 boyfriend.
Sprink’s Grade 6 boyfriend.

It was Sprink’s Grade 6 boyfriend.

…LOOKIN A DAMN SNACK. The catch up is next week and I won’t promise I’ll report back on it but I definitely will.

*I used The Dark Crystal image because it literally portrays how much I used to love this guy when I was 12.

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