Vintage Market @ Northcote – hot binches lookin fly and you can do it too. Dis Sprink’s fave place to dud.
Afrocentric @ Melb – a good place the wear the threads you just bought, stop drop and dance
Beers for Queers @ The Fox – with hairy ears
Fri Nights @ NGV – imma say, the NGV always nails, never fails.
Firelight Festival @ Docklands – honestly anything at Docklands is my favourite thing to never do.
Negroni Week @ Melb – is this drink technically a cocktail because NO it tastes mean.
Ballarat Winter Festival @ The Rat – freeze in the rodent, then festivate
Melb Cabaret Fest @ Melb – not about wine, more about rhine (stones)
Pizza Party @ Lulie Bar, Collingwood – cuisine of choice for God
Baby goat meditation @ Melb – zero chill