StreakerGate @ the Gasometer (12 July) – raising money for the streakers who were fined at the Community Cup a few weeks ago. Yours truly will be singing ‘You Can Leave Your Hat On’ around 930. Pls byo hat.
Mildura Writers Festival @ Miltown (14 – 17 July) – the poetry club from last year are still trying to come up with one about Mildura’s plethora of oranges.
Finders Keepers Market @ REB (13 – 16 July) – could also be called Stealing Market. Or Kidnapping Market.
Jim Dine: A Life in Print @ NGV International (meow – 15 Oct) – a man who could wear prints his entire life? GOALS
Leaps & Bounds Music Festival @ Melbourne (13-23 July) – the sounds of winter
The 90s: DIY Decade @ NGV (16 July) – there was nothing ‘design’ about the 90’s. I spent the whole of ‘94 wearing mustard homey pants, a Wet Paint skivvy and a flanney. I used to be confused with a boy quite a lot.
Circus Oz: Model Citizens @ not sure (20 June – 16 July) – an elephant as a model citizen I COULDN’T AGREE MORE
The Most Wuthering Heights Day Ever @ Edinburgh Gardens (15 July) – its back! BYO Kate Bush dress, I will chop you a fringe and DANCE MY PRETTIES DANCE
Queer Expo @ Showgrounds (15 July) – wait but the Kate Bush thing is on at the same time? AUDIENCE DIVIDE
Fantasia @ The Astor (16 July) – was supposed to be Mickey Mouse’s comeback film. But thanks to Hitler, distribution was limited and it made no profit. It grew in reputation and is now considered in top 100 best movies of all time. Interesting, no?
Bastille Day @ Meat Market (15 July) – eat all the French meat that you possibly can #lifemotto
Mozart Festival @ Hamer Hall (14 July) – what is the difference between a conductor and god? God doesn’t think he is a conductor. Also God is an alien. Actually a bunch of aliens. So yeah there is a lot of differences.