Reclink Community Cup @ Victoria Park (25 June) – The Sprink will be out there in her lil Rock Dogs outfit, hoping that a streaker will come past close enough for her to give them a lil head nod of appreciation. Will that person be you? Say it’s so.
Italian Wine and Food Festival @ Royal Exhib Building (25 June) – eh, won’t be as good as cheering on the Rock Dogs but if you are into Italian sausages and meatballs (same) I suggest you go to this for awhile (then come to The Cup)
Women of Letters @ Thornbury (25 June) – see above.
Winter Vegan Fest @ Rumi (25 June) – a test of values. A bunch of vegans all sit in a room together, getting colder and colder, no food.. nothing to do.. then one dies. Then.. you guys know the move Alive? The soccer team that crashed on Everest or something? Well yeah. That is what happens at this Festival. It’s like a Stephen King book. Has anyone read The Long Walk? That was a good one.
Meat Fest @ Food Truck Park (23 June) – see above.
Winter Market @ Melb Design Market (25 June) – how to catch a ball during the chill season.
Silent Disco Boat Party @ Yarra River (24 June) – shut up and dance with me. Is a good song.
Chris Cornell Tribute Night @ Some Velvet Morning (23 June) – it’s not just about his Black Hole Sun.
Belgrave Lantern Parade @ Belgrave (24 June) – Bel gets real serious about lanterns.
Ice Hockey Classic @ Hisense (24 June) – gloves off. And everyone talk about Wayne Gretzky.
Kilmore Celtic Festival @ Kilmore (24 June) – mass murder of the celtics.
Bug Lab @ Melbourne Museum (June 23 – Oct 15) – annoying exes hang out looking at you with those big eyes, making you feel guilty.
Winter Solstice Festival of Welcome @ Fed Square (24 June) – burn the witches? But not the warlocks men are more important.